http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1oH_jEYIXw (Warning: The video can get quite loud, so turning down the volume is recommended.)
This video contains one of the more annoying people you'll ever see and this is as much as I can bother translating:
0:01 - 0:04: Ack! You can't run away and hide forever, you fool!
0:05 - 0:11: It's half past nine! I'm drying my futons in the garden! I'm protesting!
0:12 - 0:23: I'm protesting! ... I'm attacking today!
0:54 - 0:58: I'm protesting today! I'm protesting! Today!
1:02 - 1:17: I keep saying "Hurry up and go away!" every morning. If won't return after leaving(?), then pack up your bags and go away. Go away! Go away! Go away immediately! Or I'll blow you up!
1:31 - 1:40: Go away. Go away. Go away right now! Go away. Go away. Go away immediately!
2:29 - 2:32: Stop harassing me for once! Just go away right now!
4:16 - 4:24: Futon! Get away! FUTON!! I'll protest! You're the biggest nuisance in the neighborhood. I'll beat you down! ACK!
4:24 - 4:33: If you haven't discovered your inner being, go out and see the Sun, God, or the Buddha! I'm a neighbor too. (Inaccurate; I have no idea what she's really saying)
6:02 - 6:12: Yes, it's begun again! This neighborhood's lowlife is harassing and playing around with his neighbor's wife! Amusing? Huh? (Same here)
6:18 - 6:21: Caught the two of you together! SCRAM!
I was thinking of uploading a full translation, but then I decided against it due to it being a bit of a chore trying to translate all of her sentences accurately (especially considering I don't know much Japanese).
I should also mention the woman in that video is Miyoko Kawahara, who got a 20-month prison sentence for being really loud. Anyway, feel free to post any YT video that you found interesting.