In December of 2009, several top agents of "The Devil" were sent to intercept the American president as he met with his European counterparts in Paris.

Because he had no knees, the president was unable to run away from his captors.

With the president taken captive by enemy forces, the fate of the nation fell into the hands of vice president (and sometime model), Jim "Pretty Boy" Drew.

THIS IS HIS STORY

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