Fever Dreams

Post by **ClockWise** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:05 am

This afternoon two boys in masks came to my classroom about twenty minutes before the end of the day.

I said, "Are you here for the speaking test? It was an hour ago. You missed it."

They said, "No, we are here to be tested for swine flu. We have the symptoms."

I said, "I'm not going to test you!"

They said, "No, the nurse is going to test us. She said to wait in your classroom."

I said, "FUCK I DON'T WANT TO CATCH THE SWINE FLU!! GET OUT! GET OUT!"