Darek's latest madness

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Darek's latest madness

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Resumes wanted! Intern for Darek!

Attention geeks!



Now that I'm almost done giving away free packages of Mac OS and have enough space in my garage again to house a starving student, I need some extra manpower to help out on an emulation project I'm working on. Seriously, do you think you have what it takes to write an emulator as well as I can? Better? Prove it. Get paid. Live like me.



Please send your resume to me directly, either by mail or by email to darekm@emulators.com.

- Darek
I'm sure there are a few people who can write better emulators....Gwenole...the PearPC team....my cat....
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I hear that Paris and Nicole are available....
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Hilton and Kidman? LOL! :lol:

A.A. Fussey should apply! :D
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Mac Emu wrote:Hilton and Kidman?
Err...no, Hilton and Ritchie. I meant from "The Simple Life", a crappy Fox show where these two brainless bimbos pretend that they're on a completely unscripted journey around the US, but they screw up everything they do in a really woodenly acted show.
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Yep, it's on in the UK on Channel 5. The home of dogshit TV.
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Ahh, I remember the launch of Channel 5, just before I moved to the US. It was launched by the Spice Girls, so I knew it was going to be the BIGGEST pile of dog shit TV already
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Oh, I see. I only watch the FOX News Channel (illegal in Canada) and have never, ever seen The Simple Life (or Desperate Housewives).
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robojam wrote:Ahh, I remember the launch of Channel 5, just before I moved to the US. It was launched by the Spice Girls, so I knew it was going to be the BIGGEST pile of dog shit TV already
Yep, I remember it well. It was quite comical, and still is. They have lit up British households with such amazing TV such as 'Cosmetic Surgery Live' (it does exactly what it says on the tin).
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Post by Havin_it »

I would fully agree ....

Were it not for their screening of ...

SUNSET BEACH. Best soap opera ever if you like dog/baby thought-conversations and zombie curses, bed-hopping priests, devil-worshipping businessmen, forced artificial insemination with a turkey-baster, ummm... was that enough?
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Post by Marc »

I think this could be a good reality TV show that Channel 5 and FOX could co-run. 'Living with Darek'....we could get some mac emu guys to compete in the Darek house and have viewers vote on who stays to win the prize to finally complete SoftMac Pro, four years too late!
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Marc wrote:I think this could be a good reality TV show that Channel 5 and FOX could co-run. 'Living with Darek'....we could get some mac emu guys to compete in the Darek house and have viewers vote on who stays to win the prize to finally complete SoftMac Pro, four years too late!
Trouble is, how long would Darek survive having the crap beaten out of him on a daily basis?
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Where's the trouble in that?!
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robojam wrote:Trouble is, how long would Darek survive having the crap beaten out of him on a daily basis?
Is this "Living With Darek" show on pay-per-view? If there's Fear Factor stunts involving Darek, I'd pay to watch it.
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Yeah, things like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute, or eating food infected with e-coli or something like that...heh, heh...
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Post by Mac Emu »

I prefer the (locked) tank full of scorpions.
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...or surviving for 24 hours in a tank full of human excrement. I'll gladly contribute...
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